August 24th, 2011
Enter as often as you want by completing the sentence “I am so screwed that…” for a chance to win one of three cash prizes of $2,400. Whatever’s bugging you could make you a winner. The possibilities are endless and this is a contest you could definitely have fun with. Good luck!
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Open to: ON
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The best, funniest, craziest answers will win.:(
Prefer drawn contests.
I am so screwed right now due to bypass surgery that I needed to use the food bank only to find out that it is closed due to lack of funds.
I am so screwed right now that I locked my keys in the car and I pooped my pants by accident cause I had diareaha and I walked into the washroom with a pizza box stuck to my butt.
I am so screwed right now because my pants have turned to slush and the doctor told me to shovel my driveway
Can I get some thumbs up votes for my entries:
“I am so screwed that I can’t even afford to buy a screwdriver.”
“I am so screwed that I have to do my Christmas shopping at the garbage dump.”
“I am so screwed that I put a for sale sign on everything I own, including myself.”
Thanks to anyone who can help.
http://www.howscrewedareyou.ca/en/whos-screwed-the-best/
Awesome Sherri – you’re candour, not the ‘incident’. Made me laugh out loud!!! Voting for you 🙂
@Nathan – you got my votes
Thanks for vote. I made another one:
“I am so screwed that even the Toronto Maple Leafs laugh at my futility.”
im so screwed that i thought facebook when when you get smacked in the face with a book
I’m so screwed that even my best friend couldn’t put me back on right.
I’m so screwed that no one can set me straight
I’m so screwed that i cant afford a car
I’m so screwed that i cant wear clothes
I am so screwed that even porn stars are envious!!
I’m so screwed that I had to sell my yacht and now I have to fly to Florida for the winter 🙁